LAST NIGHT

Last night he made love to me. It’s been a long time I messed with him because I started messing with my ex. He said he really loves me and wants me. I don’t want him. Am scared of what people will think about me. One thing I never told you guys was “He is my ex good friend”. I do like him but I can’t be with him. He treats me good in and out of bed but I don’t want to ruin their friendship. He told me he does not care but I do.
I just laid there. I love the way he makes love to me. He respects my body. He treats me like an irreplaceable treasure. He started by kissing every part of my body including places that makes me self conscious. I feel like an angel with him. I already knew what he was going to do. He was going to eat me out first. The thought of his face being buried between my legs is enough turn on. His tongue works like local anesthetic. My lower body was paralyzed. I loved it. He switches from tongue fucking to sucking my clit. It felt good. I did not want him to stop as usual. He moved my lower body in different position for vivid view.
To my surprise I head him say put it in my face. I was shocked. I tried but I my legs were too weak to move. He realized I couldn't move and helped. I watched him bury his face between them. He continues to penetrate me with his tongue and massage me from inside. I was filled with ecstasy. This went on for a long time. I lost track of time as usual. Then we had to move in to the sex part. That’s the only part where my ex beats him but I still prefer his love making because he only cares about my satisfaction and he does everything pleasurable. It was during this time I started to think about my life. What was I doing? What if he found out I messed with my ex after I told him I was done with him? What would he think of me? What am I becoming? I really think he loves me but I don’t think am ready for this. He has never asked me to do anything for him. I have never given him oral. Why does he care so much? I just don’t understand.

WEAKNESS

How weak can I be?
Why am I so trapped in this situation?
Why did I do this to myself?
Am back in the same shit I left a long time ago.
I messed with him again (my ex) while still
messing with my second partner.
What does that makes me?

MY UNCLE RELATIONSHIP

I am so sorry guys for taking this long to write. I have a lot going in my life. Quick update for those interested in my uncle relationship, they are still together and still in love. They have three kids together now.

IS IT LOVE OR JUST ANOTHER EXCUSE TO BE WITH AN OLD FLAME?

I though I could be dedicated to this blog but I found out it requires more time than I can spare. So if I have disappointed any of my readers am sorry. On the other hand check this out. What is your opinion on love? Have been watching “brothers and sisters” lately, I find it very interesting. I mean this guy had an affair and left her with $10 million dollars after he died (if am right for those following the program too). Do you still call that a mistress (the other woman)?

I remember when I was in primary school my uncle met his high school love for the first time after 20 years of been apart. Everyone knew they were in love back in the days (as I heard from my story teller aunt). I remember the first time I saw her I knew something was different. My uncle has never been this happy. I was happy for him. He found him a best friend. He re-introduced her to everyone but my mum was not happy about it.(i was too young to understand). She already knew it would be a disaster. All of a sudden they started getting too close.My uncle was spending more time with her than his own wife. The weird part is we loved her. She was the nicest lady I ever met and very humble. Its not that we don’t like his wife (we love her too) but she stopped visiting us since we never told our uncle to stop bringing his new friend to our house. I don’t blame her but my uncle is a grown man too. we did all we could but he stood his ground. My mum tried telling him but he did not listen. She cant reject her lovely brother because of some decision he made. My mum never liked her at first because she thinks it’s the woman doing this to my uncle (you should understand what I mean by that statement). Then he brought her to my grandfather funeral. You should have seen my mum (her crazy self) she was mad. She started screaming:

Mum: “why did you bring your mistress to my father funeral?” iwa buruku niyi ooo. eyan to ni iyawo dont life this kind of life. o ma ni itiju (abi you no dey shame)

Uncle: aunty mi kilode, don’t call her my mistress you know her by her name. she use to be your friend” pls don’t make her feel worst than she already did. You have to start accepting it because she is sticking around longer than you think.

Mum: ki lo so?

Uncle: she is not going anywhere. We are getting married.i let her go the first time and am not loosing her again. He said it.


Common uncle you don’t have to ruin my mom day on her father funeral(and you too mum whats your business it his life oooo). You should have waited till the next day. Well, everyone thought it was wrong but they were fine with it. weird right?. They all knew them as a couple when they were kid. does that make it right?

Anyways, they are happily married now with two adorable kids that I love. Still have the first wife who lives in a different house. My mom got over it with time. She loves her very much now. And she is still the nicest and the most honest and humble lady have ever met. Am not really into polygamy but I can’t really agree or disagree with his decision. still dosent make it right. Why can’t he just let it go since he was happily married? What kind of selfish person is that? Or maybe greedy is the right word. Let’s say he was not happy? Does that give him the right to break another woman heart to fulfill his own happiness? Every time I think about this it makes question that word love in many different ways.Oh, well. enough of my blabbing now blabbing now. It’s been a while I spoke to my uncle. I guess I better call him.

THE TRUTH ABOUT ORAL SEX

Are you tired of giving your BF or husband (for married sister) a blow job and you wonder what it feels like to be eaten? Did they ever tell you its OK for girls and not OK for boys? Ask yourself "why do you do it if he won’t return the favor"? Today is the day. There is no more room for excuses. You have the right to the same level of PLEASURE.
Short story:
I had the best oral given to me yesterday. We were both laying down talking about our first sexual encounter. I told him it won't happen again. I said no more sex. I heard him say “I promise you will beg me for more”. I smiled within me. Then he started to play with my nipples and suck them at the same time. I told him I would’t sleep with him no matter how hard he tries. Then he started to move down slowly. the next thing i knew he was between my laps. I just watched him take off my panties and lift my legs up on his shoulder. I said to myself he was going to do it again. I remember the last time he did it, he wanted me to return the favor but I refused. I told him I could’t do it and gave him reasons and he understood(i wanted to do it at my own time). But that did not stop him from satisfying me. I watch him lift my legs and place it on his shoulder. And he started to lick my pussy. It felt great. “Please don’t stop” was the only word that came out of my mouth. Then he penetrated his tongue into me and started tongue-fucking me. It was the greatest experience I ever heard. This lasted for over 5 minutes (i lost track of time) I did’t know what orgasm was until this night. I beg him not to stop. I watched my pelvic rise up in slow motion. The more I beg him not to stop the more he sucks. I wrapped my legs so tight around his neck because I was scared he would stop at the wrong time. I wanted him to consume me. I kept pushing my pussy into his mouth. And he kept on fucking me with is tongue. I was in cloud 9. I wanted him. I wanted a guy like him. He knows how to work with my body. I was so wet you should have seen me dripping. He constantly moves form my pussy to my breast. It was the best sex I ever had. Then it was time for him to penetrate me but found out he did not have a condom(cant afford to get pregnant). I offered him a blow job and he refused he said he doesn't want me to feel pressured. I was impressed. He just lay there and held me tight, finger-fucked me and whispered how much he loved me. at that moment I knew I wasn’t going to let him go.
Back to reality:
I know i did not give you the full detail. I just hope you understand my point. Don’t try to satisfy someone who would’t satisfy you back. I know a lot of guys write about sex and how they would lick you pussy. It’s all fiction. Only few guys do it. But most guys want their dick sucked. So ladies its time to say no. its time you tell them what you really want. The point is this, You might think your sex life is going great but you would’t know how much you’ve missed until you’ve tried the whole nine yard. Most guys can fuck but only the ones who gives you a good head has got it made. So lady when you bf ask you to suck his dick you know what to tell him. If he loved you sucking his dick I bet he would return the favor if he truly loves you.He will get use to it just like you did.

Shit Spreader

I know I haven’t had time to blog. But I blame school and work for that. I was thinking of what I would write about yesterday when a friend called me.

Ore mi atata: hi stranger

Stranger: what’s up, are you coming to work?

Ore mi atata: yes but am calling to warn you beforehand

Strager: what is it?

Ore mi atata: that deeper life woman that you are carrying so high has reported you. She said you don’t do your job and you use the PC to blog, chat, check myspace and hi5 e.t.c

Stranger: WTF? I can’t believe that

Let me tell you why am mad. This woman we are talking about is a holy holy that carries the bible every where she goes. She never wears ear ring, always wears long skirt(winter or summer).I did not know there are people like this in Yankee. So I nicked name her deeper life (no offence to any deeper life out that). You would think she won’t hurt an ant. I use to be there for her when they talk about her because she reminded me of who I use to be (long story sha). I was once like that. Why would I loose my virginity at 22 if it has nothing to do with it? I can’t believe she did that. How would she feel if I told the boss she constantly reads her bible while she should be working?

Ore mi atata: so what are you going to do? You know the boss will call you

Stranger: am going to bitch slap her when I get to work

Ore mi atata: you can get fired

Stranger: I don’t give a fuck. Who cares about the job anyways? I was not going to make it a career. What other reason am I in school? I can’t deal with bitches like this all my life. Am just kidding about slapping her. Why would she do that to me?

Ore mi atata: I think the boss would only warn you. Just be careful next time.

stranger: thanks a lot. bye

ore mi atata: see you soon bye.

Well I just stood there fantasizing on what am going to do and say to her. What do you say to someone that will end up saying nothing? I hate motherfuckers like this. They start something and end up turning their left face when you slap their right (if you know what I mean).
As I was going to work I decided I needed to eat because I would require more energy since I would be spending 6 hours with her in the same office. So I drove to burger king. The next thing I heard while waiting for my meal is.

“Thank you. I love it. That was great. Praise the lord. god is good.
I would definitely come back next time.
Just like they said it would be. The commercial never lied”

that was what came out of this lady's mouth while walking out of burger king. you should have seen the look on everyone face. you could tell we were all thinking the same thing “what the hell is this bitch talking about” (she was really serious about it).

I couldn't believe she yelled that over some stupid Angus burger. Who in the world thank god over some burger(i know we should thank God always but she blew it out of proportion). Wonders shall never end. Where did she land from? I thought of Yaba psychiatric immediately. That’s where she needs to be. i wonder what she would say if she was drunk? huh, maybe she drank before coming to eat? but she seems normal. Oh well, she was the least of my problems for now. where was i?

It’s like the amebo knew I was already mad at her when I got to work. She just gave me that smile that made me speechless. That smile that tell’s you god loves you. Then she said “hi, good to see you” like she was innocent. I just said oloshi in my mind and smiled back at her.

MY SEX Q & A

had to do this. got tagged by overwhelmed. and i find it interesting too.

1.) How old were you the first time? 22

2.) Name of your first? The novice

3.) Good or Bad? OK. Was’t impressed. Want do you expect from two people who had no experience. But I have a master’s degree now. am working on my PhD.

4.) Name of the worst and why? The novice because the last 2 sex were terrible and hurtful (no feeling & more pain)

.) Name of the best and why? Am confused. I would say the novice because we had good sex during our “love love” days.

6.) Weirdest place you ever had sex? in a car

7.) Favorite Position: I love woman on top because I get to control the movement. I also love missionary position, the standing position (I mean when the man puts the woman on the wall), siting position. somebody please stop me. in short I would try anything but doggy style. Don’t enjoy over-penetration. No offence to you overwhelmed but he keeps jerking my cervix.

8.) Ever fake an orgasm? My ex only cum when he knows have had an orgasm so I faked it sometimes to get him off me.

9.) Would you admit it if the person asked? Sure why not. But he thinks he is that good. Hope his new gf tells him.

10.) Favorite time of day to have sex? Any time of the day (if am in the mood)

11.) Most times you have had sex in one day? 5 (I think)

12.) Same person? (Is there an alternative?) Am not that sluttish (yes)

13.) Ever fantasize about someone other than the one you’re with? Never. But I called my ex name while I was at it with my second(remember my one night stand).(never thought that would happen to me) Thank god he did not noticed.

14.) Restrictions during sex? No third parties

15.) Accessories? no
16.) What? none
17.) Done it in the rain? You have to respect god’s shower

8.) Done it in a car? yea
19.) Had a Threesome? Never ever (i don't share)
20.) Want to have sex now? No ( I surprise myself).
21.) Ideal pe$%S SIZE? Do you mean before erection or after(that plays a big factor)

RAMBLING

I know it’s been awhile I posted something. It’s also been years I broke up with my bf. I just never gave up or admitted to it (why should I anyways. We were still doing things bf and gf do). He was my first love. As I was driving to work I started to think about how happy we would have been together if he had only loved me. All I wanted is his love. Am I asking for too much? I remember when we first met, it was like match made in heaven. We were so much in love. I was his first (that’s what he said. "only god knows"). I remember the(my) first kiss at the movies. It only took few seconds and it was the best I ever had. It took us a while to have sex (another story for some other time) but we were so much in love. We were always together. We took pictures everywhere we go. We were one of those couple everyone wanted to be like. Every one loved seeing us together. Not even our misunderstandings could come between us. I just don’t know were it went wrong. I should have seen it coming. I remember the last sex. It was so terrible. Terrible in the sense that he never cared about how I felt. He only cared about his own sexual pleasures. He just wanted to fuck me and go to sleep. He never takes his had off me while we sleep(but he started doing that). Then it got worster(pardon my english). After we had sex he would asked me to go home "not immediately". Maybe two hours after the fact (I would explain why later) he makes excuse like “it’s getting late”. Dam it! That was my second home. Why would he ask me to leave (he know how far I live)? Oh yeah I remember. (He has a gf now. “He Said she was a mistake” an excuse to have sex with me because I was his best).but I was a fool in love. And I loved having sex with him too. Ok am going too fast. Some of the things I wrote might not make sense till I tell you how it all started. But I have to go now, Got homework to do.

GUILTY PLEASURES

Have you ever made a choice between guilty conscience and pleasure?or have you been in a situation where you had sex with the unthinkable and you loved what you have done and hating that it happened? It all began like this.

Have you ever been given oral sex? YES YES YES (which it never stopped)

Where*? In a car

How it was? Great. You don’t know what you are missing. You will never want to have sex again.the thought alone drives me crazy. only those that have been eaten out would understand.

So did you have sex with this guy? I had to? He deserves an award for what he did. What do you think?

Is he your bf? NO (my bf always say it’s OK for boys and not girls when i asked why he wouldn't) i know what you are thinking?
Why did i stay with him? i ask my self that too. I was in love (my first).

How was the sex? Not comparable to my ex but the oral gave him an edge

Are you still with your BF? NO you should have figure that out by now

Why? Because am tired of his bullshit (I will elaborate on it later)

Was that why you did it with the other guy? no. it was a mistake (na Satan) I guess that excuse does not work anymore.

Did you have any regrets? NOOOOOOOOOO

Did your bf find out? no! am not that stupid.

Why did you do it? This might sound stupid. “To get over my ex”. I haven’t been with anyone but him. I thought that’s why I stayed longer than I should. I was tired of being the proper nija girl.

Do you think having sex with this guy makes u feel better? I don't think, i know. But I think you are asking too many questions. May be it was the oral. By the way am 5 years away from 30? Does that count for something?

So tell me about your ex? you are so nosy. I have to go now. I will leave that for some other time.
I only have room for one more question.

Are they both nija: yes

INTRODUCTION

This is my first post ever since I created this blog. I which I could be more dedicated like my inspirers (Overwhelmed and Babaalaye , LondonBuki e.t.c) they never failed to amuse. In the midst of the laughter you can’t help but agree to the truth they share.
As for me am just going to keep writing because I don’t have any one to share my pain and sexual experience with without being judged or look down on. So for all those that think they know me this is my private story and don’t be stupid to ask me. Keep what you know to yourself (am a very private person and I would like to keep it that way).
I might not be able to post something constantly because of my work* and am a procrastinator. But with time I will let you into my strange life. Just be patient.

Watch out for more.